Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Question of the day


If it's certain, beyond any doubt, that this man did what he's accused of doing . . . why is he still breathing?

That is all.




Peter

10 comments:

Russell Newquist said...

My guess is that the baby's father drinks too much soy. Because that's the only explanation that makes any sense.

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Peter;

I got the "Access denied" linkie You don't have permission to access "http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/13/minnesota-man-allegedly-rubs-hot-sauce-in-infants-eyes-throws-fireworks-at-face.html" on this server.

Reference #18.2776d317.1497387950.11a3f487

I suppose I am on a list somewhere...:)

Jonathan H said...

I got access denied also...

But to answer your question, he wouldn't be if it had happened in other states, but Minnesota is notorious for prosecuting people who use deadly force (even if justified), so you can blame the government for his non-underground location.

Dwan Seicheine said...

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/13/minnesota-man-allegedly-rubs-hot-sauce-in-infants-eyes-throws-fireworks-at-face.html" on this server.

Reference #18.1159f180.1497389241.1e6d52

Peter said...

To all those being denied access: I've no idea why. I just tried using the link, and also got the 'access denied' message: but when I loaded the same link in another browser, it worked fine. All I can suggest is, try it like that and see if it works.

Jess said...

I got access denied with Pale Moon browser, but it worked fine in Iron browser.

If only we lived in a deterministic universe!

Eric Wilner said...

Maybe an ad-blocker-blocker?
I clicked the link in Firefox this morning, and then again just a moment ago, and got the error message.
Pasting the link into Chrome (no ad-blocker installed) worked.

And now that I've seen the article... GAAAAAH! Some creatures are entirely outside my comprehension. I'd question whether it qualifies as human, but I can't think of any species for which the alleged behavior makes any sense.

Chris said...

Seems like a good candidate for the Woodchipper.

Old NFO said...

Put him in GenPop and walk away... Problem solved...

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind flying up there for the weekend. Minnesota is nice this time of year. Renting a car, picking up some duct tape, nails, and plastic tarps at Home Depot or Lowes, heading over to his place, and waiting him out. Taser him when he goes for the mail, or to see his dealer and throwing him in the trunk...A short drive to the countryside should do. Find a nice tree and wrap his body in concertina wire, tie one end to the tree, and another to the bumper and slowly drive away from the tree. I think that should do it.